Emoticons For The Impaired 2

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name: The Buddy Holly

alternates: The Drew Carey, The Robert Q. Lewis

used to connote: general myopic friendliness with large frames.

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name: The Eric ( from Lon Chaney's The Phantom of the Opera )

used to connote: Don Juan Triumphant, subterranean opera, I'm feeling ugly today,...

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name: The Kaiser Wilhelm ( non-plussed, neither unhappy nor happy; sort of "Was ist's...?"

used to connote: ambition, hybris, sort of a "Die Welt ist mein Feld" type of bonhomie.

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name: The Belly Dancers

alternates: The Hula Dancers, The Chicken Dancers, etc.

used to connote: depends on the type of dance; if chicken dance, used to imply extreme discomfort, usually accompanied by fountains o' chocolate and cheap bubbly.