Divinity Fer Dummiez

In a previous post, I had speculated upon what the great Avoir du Poids, Mr. Rush Limbaugh, might say about John Edwards and his wife after their press conference. http://fatherdaughtertalk.blogspot.com/2007/03/what-to-expect.html

Of course, I was not disappointed.

The Large Panjandrum of the Longer Wave Lengths delivered a pithy judgement and a BOOST for God! (Boost fer God! Boooooost fer Gawd!) He delivered this boost for God- a turning from the things of the world and a meditation upon the changeless realms-with all the intelligence and enthusiasm of a Midwesterner talking about the new sewer separation system recently completed.
He actually seemed to think that Gawd wants people to go into some sort of seclusion when they find they have cancer, and spend their time either meditating or singing "Nearer, My God, To Thee." All for the good so far.

Then, for emphasis, we see Rush cannot get a break. After his subtlety in re Edwards, Mr. Tony Snow, a fine man on the Conservative side of the aisle, has his own tragic news. And it is too late for the Panjandrum to recall those words spoken in haste...they are gone...on their fragile little wings of lace...chirping in the distance...beating their leathern wings against the air...looking for a herd of cattle to draw blood from...seeking a cave filled with guano where they may digest the night blood........

In closing, All Blessings to brave men and women who endure! All Confusion upon the heads of the Fools!

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