CIA is an acronym well known and rendered infamous. XMT is the acronymous designation I have for this time of year: X=Christ ( a la mediaeval manuscrpits), M=mas, and T=tide. Christmas tide= XMT. There. Notice how the name XMT gives totally in to consumerism and commercialism, sounding as it does more like the sobriquet of an international-job-destroying-globalized company. ( Hereafter referred to as "IJDG" or pronounced "idgie dig".) Anyway, today is the day I shall finally finish that waterboarding procedure know as gift shopping. Gift shopping is not condemned under the Geneva Convention. We should have used it on recalcitrant Al Qai'das. Sort of: O.K. Abu what's-yer-name! Until you tell us where Sammy Bin Laden is, you will have to shop for all of our in-laws here at Langley, Virginia!
They are hard to shop fer!!!!!!!!!!!
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God, and I had you down as inherently humane, Montag. That's cruelty, you know, too cruel for the Geneva Convention folk even to have thought of it. Funny as anything as well, though, so I'll let you continue being cruel.
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