2008: The Year Of Thermal Shredding

As candidates like Barack Obama and Mike Huckabee make gains, you will discover an odd corelation: it is that documents and tapes and DVDs-any device for information storage-held in the control of the present Rump Administration will mysteriously be destroyed at an ever increasing pace. That's why I'm going into Thermal Shredding. It's a new Tech. Essentially, one increases the surface area of old-fashioned documents by a "shredding" process which takes an old 2-dimensional piece of paper with a top, bottom, and two sides and renders it into a multi-plex of 2 dimensional pieces.

The major effect of this is to create a discontinuity in the flow of information as it was captured on the document in question. This discontinuity leads to a condition called ( in the trade ) Illegibility Syndrome. Beyond this, one applies the new tech of fahrenheit 451 and most traces of information are destroyed, at least, information that has any utility in a forensic setting.

The Bush Administration will begin to destroy more and more evidence. You do not want to have an answer to the question: "Evidence of what?" That would require another "Data Wipe". "Data Wipe" indeed! Wipe this, Mr. Republican!