Wall Street Gets Drunk

George Bush said that Wall Street got drunk. They also put the bill on our tab. When we went in the other day for a beer or two, Sketchy, the bartender, told me I owed the house $700 Billion! I said times were tuff, and he sez they sure are, glittering at me with his good eye. He sez that they's about ter get a whole lot tougher, if I catch his meaning. I gulped. I pulled out my wallet. Don't laff! There wuz a chance I had someting like a trillion pezozees in it. I mean, there wuz that 500 billion Zimbabwean bank note from last week, and a coupla pasteboards with Jeff Davis' mug shot. I sez ok. Then I flips him the Robert Mugabe, and sez the rest'll be in his paws after my visit to the gents room. He sniffed the bank note like it was moldy cabbage. I managed to duck into a urine deposit & disposal facility, just as I heard Sketchy say, "Wait a min...!". Like scoot, I flip the window up and crib out, hit the ground and roll. I'm like free! Then I look around and hear the breathing of carnivores...and I ain't in Kansas anymore!