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Thursday, July 29, 2010

The War


This Gang of Six Has A Price of $ 1 Billion on Their Heads


The Afghan War, to be precise. Not the Iraq War - or the Iraqi Attacki as I originally called it, differentiating it from Shoq 'n' Awe, or whatever that profoundly arrogant name was our idiot leaders applied to their criminal war ( they stood in a public place and implored the Fates and the Furies to prepare the retribution on us and our children, which came around, by and by, in 2008).

I am in favor of the War in Afghanistan.
Why?
The Taliban did cowardly attack Pearl Harbor in a sneak attack, did they not?

No?
Well, the Taliban were brilliant strategists and engineers who divided their time between nuclear physics, testing the aerodynamics of the 9/11 plot, and stoning women for adultery!

No?
Well, surely the Taliban defended Bin Laden until their last breaths!

No? They didn't? They merely allowed him to continue on since he had thoughtfully killed the leader of the Northern Alliance two days before 9/11?

They sell drugs?
No? The Taliban were the ones who outlawed opium?

Jeez, Louise!

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