Calling All Nitwits

"It's time to level the playing field," Bush said Monday. Well said; from a nitwit to all the other nitwits. "Level the playing field", as if he meant those old ball parks where the home team's right field was flat and the visitors' was hilly??!! Or the football field where the home team's goal was 5 yards closer than the visitors'??!! Or the bumpy basketball courts? Come to think of it, I played on bumpy basketball courts. "Level the playing field" means "If you turn your back on me, you have no one to blame but yourself."