Landing The Mother Ship?

I have a friend who has spent some time exploring the Nazca plateau. He believes the intricate carvings are intended to be seen from space, giving directions to alien pilots. Far fetched? Not too sure. Everyday I see more evidence of alien influence. The President, although not himself an alien, is definitely under the mind-control of the reptilian Vice President:

This may explain why a certain major city has been laid out according to plans which render it a mega landing strip for.....what?????

Shall we continue to be ruled by an Alienocracy?!