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Sunday, March 02, 2008

Them Thar Catholics Is Hooers!

I decided to review the matter of McCain and his slimy, toxic embrace by Pastor Johnny Hagee. Pastor John, by the way, is the cretin who believes the Catholic Church is the Whore of Babylon. He has quite a stash of knowledge purporting to know the mind of God backing all this up. Hank Jakubowski, one of the members of the Greybeards Alliance, or the Alliance des Vieux Gris, is an observant Roman Catholic. He, of course, was fuming at McCain. He had intended to vote for the old boy and now he has this anti-Catholic thing working. Jake Jakubowski says that if you think the Sunni-Shi'a thing in Iraq is bad, just wait until we get the Polish American Catholics going after those slack-jawed, knuckle-dragging Hagee Evangelical Dispensational sons of loose ladies! I was amazed. I mean, I have wasted hours talking about Republican chicanery and might as well have talked to the wall as talked to Jake. But now, everything is different. I decided to re-think the whole situation, just to make sure I had not rushed to judgement. That would be the Christian thing to do; the Catholic thing, too. Not to mention the Jewish thing. ... And in the Koran itself, we read: ‘O people of faith! If a person brings you some news, inquire into it carefully, lest you should harm others unwittingly, and afterwards be sorry for what you did.’ So, let us check it out. After some time Googling crackpot pastors, I had enough. Unless McCain denounces this support, Catholics will be repelled by the Republican stench.

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