Karl Rove Works For Fox News

And he made an observation about Barack Obama: that Obama was like those cool guys one sees at the country club with a great looking lady on his arm, leaning against the far wall and whispering together, making fun of other people as they walk by. As has been pointed out, there aren't that many cool looking black fellows hanging out at the country club, at least as members. Some have observed that Obama's blackness is out of place in Rove's dreamy scenario, but reality must be forced back by the presence of the lady: she must be white to be in the club house dream sequence and thus to preserve the decorum of the wits of the Fox News audience. Hence, Obama dates white ladies. I, however, upon hearing this merely said that this undoubtedly was not the first time Karl Rove had had this particular story running through his head, for his ungainly and unfortunate and homely visage must have made him the object of the scorn and whispered laughs of many of his counterparts as he was growing up. Until he attained his aura of power and genius, he was but a schlub. He will be again, but that is another story. Children...and adults can be so cruel.