Something New...

My taste in reading this morning is unusual. I fancy that I want to read some sort of pop psychology twaddle about the important issues of the age. I shall go to Google or Yahoo and type in "psychological claptrap" and see who comes up. I want something along the lines of the Dark Lord Cheney as a metaphor for Lady MacBeth; Cheney, father and daughter, united in their unholy lust for an Iranian Barbeque. I mean, how many "hajjis" does one need to fry before one feels truly safe? And why do "hajjis" inspire such fear in us anyway? A little Pop Psych, maestro, if you please!