The Phil Gramm Whiners Reiterative Linguistic Generator

It used to be Guns and Butter: all the war you could handle at one sitting, plus going to the mall until the insane, red sun set on the horizon. Bush has left us this:

Heat...or Food?

or Gas...or Dental Work? The basic template is termed "The Phil Gramm Whiners Reiterative Linguistic Generator": X....or Y? where the "or" is exclusive, meaning X or Y, but not both. It is a simple linguistic generator, but it will become very important. I trust you will become familiar with it, much more so than you could ever have feared.