Evolution and Intelligent(?) Design

I believe the main reason that creationists object to any hypothesis that establishes a link between mankind and the great apes is due to the fact that the reasonings of the great apes is so much superior. Once again, we, the party of Burke et alii (that is, the Whig Party) have been dealt a foul blow by the teammates with whom we have been incarcerated by public opinion. The Conservatives has been besmirched by so-called Conservatives! One can weather the attacks and obliquies and storms of the opposition, secure within the library of the tapestried walls wherein a decanter of sherry is within reach on these cold days, but how does one deflect the ill-aimed, mis-fired blasts of a cannon whose bore has not been swabbed in a fortnight, whose fuse is too short, whose load is shrapnel, and whose charge is unreckoned? There is a creature loose called Conservapedia. If you wish to view the beast, Google the name. Ceterum censeo creationem consulto delendam esse! Be very wary of scary....wait a sec. Be wary of religious people who seek your brains. (Now take me for example, I could care less what wacko notions are sloshing around in your old brain pan.) Fundamentalists of a certain power hungry ilk are not Conservatives; they are Fundamentalists, with emphasis on "fundament" in a Chaucerian sense! In summary, Intelligent Design is Polytheistic Idolatry!