George Bush Waits Tables In Saudi Arabia

Mr. Bush and Mr. Cheney have both gone to Saudi Arabia this year, begging for more oil. This is primarily due to the fact that our ace-in-the-hole, Iraq, did not turn out like Bush and Cheney thought it would. Both Mr. Bush and Mr. Cheney have been publicly and embarrasingly turned down. Now Mr. Bush has offered enriched uranium to Saudi Arabia in return for pumping more oil. In a time when there is talk about going to war with Iran over enriched uranium, the same material is being offered to Saudi Arabia. I suppose it means that Saudi Arabia will not continue their hitherto unnoticed efforts to enrich uranium on their own. I suppose there will be adequate safeguards all around when we give enriched uranium to the Oily Kingdom, from which most of the 9/11 perverts came from. Back in the old days, we conserved. Now we beg like paupers, reducing the entire USA to the level we usually reserve for those at and below the poverty level. Picture it: the entire country has to hustle its cute backside to wait on tables all day long for tips of oil. Then the Saudis slap us on the backside and say to us, "Sweetheart, could ya get us a refill here?...then maybe we'll see about your refill (wink, nudge)!"