Yayhoo! Go Bo!

"Bo" McCain, that is. Short for "Beauregard" McCain. One of the Duke boys from Hazzard county...you know. Well, seems like the Dukes have gone and whomped ole Boss Haggee once again. John McCain has denounced the pseudo-pastor who believes more in his own scenario for the second coming than he does in the New Testament.

Way to go, John! George Bush would never have had the guts to do it! Nor would he ever had the brains to see where the heresy is in Boss Haggee's theology. That leaves the moron Rod Parsley of Ohio, who in his own inspired way preaches that Islam is the tool of the Anti-Christ or some such nonsense, and thinks in terms of holy wars against Muslims. Sounds like a Jihad to me. Seems like the good ole boy Parsley (or Monsieur Persil as the French perceptively call him) figgers that what's good fer the goose is good fer tha gander! A little Jihad never hurt anyone, exspeshially when white folks is a-doin' it! John McCain, honorary member of the Duke clan,

has already sent old Parsley to the woodshed. I mean: WHAT THE HECK???!!!... We have John McCain and Barack Obama in the same election! That rocks! It's too bad we can only choose one. I am today exceptionally proud to be an American. I shall dig out that flag lapel pin and wear it with honor once again.