Synchronized Swimming?

Whatever one calls it, it is phenomenal! I have never seen anything so erotically barbaric and positively primitive as synchro swim! I mean, it may as well be held deep within the confines of the caves of Lascaux. It left me with aboriginal aphasia! The fluid and insectile movements of the swarm of swimmers!...like flowing maenads under the possession of some dark goddess... some sea goddess... mistress Cthulhu! orants at the ocean temple of Dagon! Argh! I hear her watery approach! SHE is at the door!......

I swoon!...........