Instead of the Grand Old Party, I think that Fatuous Old Party makes more sense: FOP instead of GOP. Perhaps Farting Old Party. If they insist in the "G", then how about Grifters Old Party? I take my cue from Oh, Brother, Where Art Thou? when it comes to "hair jelly" and political parties. There were 2 hair jellies, "Dapper Dan" and "Fop"
I am a "Dapper Dan" man, just as was George Clooney's character. I am not a "FOP" man. Nor am I a "GOP" man, for that matter.