Where Is Pat Robertson?

So, since we shot ourselves in the foot - bankwise - and the economic downturn is just another one of the less amiable characteristics of the modern Liberal Capitalist system, we cannot blame anybody for bringing down the wrath of God on our heads. Or may we? Why isn't Pat Robertson going around, rending his polyesters and weeping, calling upon us to repent from our greedy, capitalist ways? Or is it all due to gays? And lesbians? And gay-lesbian wedding-union-type-thingies? I mean, if we did not get the message about homos at 9/11, why didn't we get it when Iraq went south? Or the Taliban resurged in Afghanistan? Or the economy went to heck? Even chimpanzees are going mad and attacking folks. I mean, bestial things are happening, and it seems to be due to capitalists! So where is Pat Robertson? Get out there and denounce gay-lesbian-unions and Capitalism!