Qaf, Head Of Section Q

There has been a lot of chatter on the Arabic channels about Qāf, the head of the Q Section of al Qai'da, specifically about the fiasco on Christmas, caused by the inability of a young man to maneuver properly in the underwear area.

This might be a problem specific to young terrorists, particularly those into al Qai'da's brand of jihad, where jihad need not be in the time of the Theocratic Succession ( khilaafat an nubuuwa: the Prophet [saw], abu Bakr, 'Umar, 'Uthman, and 'Ali...), but can be proclaimed by kings and dynasts, and - so it seems - by every person so inclined...I have seen children issuing fatwa, so perhaps they will also proclaim jihad from the mal'ab ( playground ) .

There is a certain prudishness about them. Look how many of the 9/11 crowd not only wished to see virgins in paradise, but were virgins themselves.

Qāf erred in thinking that young suicide bombers could do a Michael Jackson crotch-grab and twist to mix the binaries of the bomb. I mean, I think the washroom on the airplane was occupied for some 20 minutes or so...unheard of for any such similar activities among young fellows of Western society.