Chimp Attack

Gun Rights Chimp

From Fort Worth NBC:

The parents of the American student mauled by two chimps in South Africa last week called their son's survival a "miracle" and thanked doctors for their work.

The statement on Friday said Andrew Oberle was stable but remains in critical condition.

A hospital spokeswoman Martina Nicholson told The Associated Press the hospital will not release any information about the victim. His parents say they might release further statements.

I almost had no image for this post, because when I went to Google's and entered  "chimp attack" for images, the results were rather horrifying.
I for one am tired of these chimpanzee terrorists. I think we should go over there and bomb them back to the Stone Age!
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