This tweet met with these responses:
I confronted a dog today & asked him about that time when I was 4 and a dog bit me. “woof” he said. A mealy mouthed reply.— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) March 23, 2016
and it is a pretty good new mini-literary genre.
So I gave it a try:
Mahendra Singh Dhoni, Cap of the Bengladesh 11
I confronted a Muslim Bengladeshi cricket player, home captain Mahendra Singh Dhoni, to explain the cricket match in Bengaluru, India.
Bengladesh, chasing 147 for victory in the Group Two match, and making a perfect start, then lost three wickets off the final three deliveries, allowing a jubilant India team to scrape over the line to climb to second in the table!
He said "In a situation like this it's literally chaos,” said captain Dhoni.
“What you're trying to do is trying to manage chaos. You have to assess everything but it has to happen in a short span of time.”
A mealy mouthed reply.
— Montag@(whatever) March 23, 2016
It lacks something.