Leave me alone, Michelle Bachmann! I do not like running stuff about you!
Today is my birthday! Mine! Not Elvis Presley's, like you said earlier on the campaign trail. You are an embarrassment to dimwits! How dare you try to steal my thunder!
August 16th: the day Elvis passed to his reward, the day Babe Ruth passed, the date of the Harmonic Convergence back in the day... which happened to be the very same day Flight 255 crashed in Detroit, killing everyone on board, except for one small girl. Many things of importance, indeed, but Elvis was born - as my wife can rattle right off, having committed it to heart many years ago - on January 8th!
My birthday.... mine.
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