Problems With Telephones

They "draw" calls.

There is no such thing in the recent past as a single call taking place at a leisurely pace upon a telephone or cell phone or Smart phone; the probability that one will hear a click or gnash or eructation from the bowels of the telephonic device, indicating that yet some other person wants to waste your time in ceaseless palaver, is 100%.
It is uncanny.


Calls are drawn to telephones as moths to the flame.

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